Daddy Day

We were initially going to head out to the neighborhood river beach but we decided sleeping in was more important. It didn't help we stayed up pretty late watching Twenty Four the second season with Micah and Kelly. By the time five o'clock rolled around I was still wanting to watch one more episode despite the fact I was struggling to keep my eyes open and it was getting light outside. It's such an addictive show. I had to swear to Kelly I wouldn't watch any episodes without her.
So we got a late start on Father's day to say the least but I think I like it that way. I had a chance to lazy around the house, work on the poker tables, play with Marcel, and get ready for company. We ended up playing a damn good game of poker. It was such a laid back game, everyone was joking around, a lot of shit talking, all in good fun and no drama to deal with. I should make that a rule I think. Leave your drama at the door. Anyway, it was a really relaxed day and I was glad to spend it with my friends.
One of the two poker tables I'm making is nearly done now. I'm just waiting on cup holders to come in at the local marine store now. I'm pretty eager about moving the regular Friday game up to Lana's office. I figure I'll add a new page to the site dedicated to the poker game under gaming stuff. Micah's come up with some pretty good ideas on some tournaments we should try sometime. It'll be interesting to watch the traffic on my site with the poker page added.
Speaking of website traffic.. I keep a pretty good eye on my traffic. I check my average hits per month (around 100,000!), peak hours, what pages are being viewed the longest, etc. The host I use allows me to access a very detailed report on my traffic one of the things I like to check out are the phrases that my site comes up on. Most of them are usually stuff about fish tanks, playing magic, costumes but some of the phrases... I really don't know what to say. I don't know who you guys are searching with these phrases but I was a little more than shocked to see my site come up on them. Just to share a few, I've made a list of my top fifteen phrase offenders. I thought about putting these in some order of least offensive to most offensive but I really couldn't. Read on and you'll understand:

husband training - not the kind of DIY project I would post. Sorry. nerd costumes - I'm not a nerd. Geek maybe, but not a nerd. geeks and nerd costumes - I can see how my site might come up on this one being a borderline geek and all. i m addicted to dogs - I have no idea. I don't even want to know what they were looking for. training a house husband - Were they looking for a pdf manual or something??? beeea-yaatch!! humiliated husbands - I laughed uncomfortably at this one and I'm still unsure what it is exactly... signs your husband may be addicted to porn - hmmmm. If he rides you like a cheap pony afterwards it should all be good right? how to masturbate with stuff around the house - Man, I about fell out my chair laughing at this one. There's a pdf I'd like to put on the download page! ass muncher - I don't want to know. butt punched husband - maybe this came from the person doing the humiliated husbands search? pictures of husband training - a pictorial guide for your coffee table maybe? cut my cock off - no, please don't. let masturbate together - let's not, really. grandma watching me masturbate - why did I come up on this phrase???? I never even blogged about that!! Gawd, just joking about that makes me a nauseous. get wasted and masturbate - I've never done that to the best of my recollection.

If only IP's were included on these search reports... there are some trully disturbed fuckers out there visiting my site. Thanks for the traffic and come again! ;)
Oh, happy belated Father's Day to all you trained, humiliated, butt-punched, geeky hubbies out there!